Thursday, March 31, 2011

Levels of Stress






You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful.


But at the hospital , they say she is pregnant & congratulate you that you are going to be a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful,




so then.....you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are infertile, and probably have been since birth. You are extremely stressed but relieved.




On your way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home.NOW THAT'S STRESS!!

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Nowrooz on the way...



Here comes this time of the year again. As the weather starting to reach to a peak of 13'C, you start to forget the -40'C weather of last month where the air's humidity was frozen in your nostrils as you were on your way to work. Now it's me looking out of the window of my new room thinking about what's next.
Past year had its ups and downs but through all that, you start to learn. Learn about yourself and in moments like this, you look back to your life for past 365 days and see how far you have gone. Have I gone far enough ? It's none of your business but it can always be further.

And last but not least, few words from Mr.Stephen Harper, prime minister of Canada and my puzzled mind that wonders "Is this video by any chance, because of the upcoming election?" cuz there was no such thing in previous years.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Ode to a Large Tuna in the Market



South American literary artists have always been my favorite artists among the rest of the world. They're not as dramatic as Iranian ones, as excessively-sophisticated as eastern Europe ones or as dark as the Russian peers. The simplicity of their words, gives me the feeling of a mid-day siesta on a hammock in the middle of summer in a farmland !!! The words can be as soft as a lullaby or as sharp as revolution. But they all have one thing in common which is the rural sole of the authors.
For today's post, I intended to post one of political poems of Pablo Neruda, but came across to "Ode to a Large Tuna in the Market".

Among the market greens,
a bullet from the ocean depths,
a swimming projectile,
I saw you,
dead.

All around you were lettuces,
sea foam of the earth,
carrots, grapes,
but of the ocean truth,
of the unknown,
of the unfathomable shadow,
the depths of the sea,
the abyss,
only you had survived,
a pitch-black, varnished witness
to deepest night.

Only you, well-aimed
dark bullet
from the abyss,
mangled at one tip,
but constantly reborn,
at anchor in the current,
winged fins windmilling
in the swift flight
of the marine shadow,
a mourning arrow,
dart of the sea,
olive, oily fish.

I saw you dead,
a deceased king
of my own ocean,
green assault, silver
submarine fir,
seed of seaquakes,
now only dead remains,
yet in all the market
yours was the only
purposeful form
amid the bewildering rout of nature;
amid the fragile greens
you were a solitary ship,
armed among the vegetables,
fin and prow black and oiled,
as if you were still
the vessel of the wind,
the one and only
pure ocean machine:
unflawed, navigating
the waters of death.